Sardar Jee SMS Messages |
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI" |
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. |
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab
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sardar joins army, given a AK-47 he is damn puzzled so he asks the major 'Sir yeh banduk ki nalli saamne rakhu ya ulti' Major proudly says ' Kisi bhi taraf rakho, fayda desh ka ki hoga' |
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN
SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN |
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A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too". then he whispered, "I love you three." |
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! |
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ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun???? |
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!' |
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its
marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;-Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?
Comes the reply, ;-Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain
tumour se mara hai!!! |
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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai". |
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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! |
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