Politics SMS Messages |
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party. |
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other. |
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber. |
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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. |
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. |
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. |
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy. |
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. |
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. |
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. |
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts. |
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts. |
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