Naughty SMS Messages |
Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu...
8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?
Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota |
WARNING!
children playing outside the car can cause accidents..
and....Adults playing inside the ar can cause CHILDRENS!!
by ACCIDENT.. |
Bacha: Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawin room me sofe pr lita ker
Mom: Bus! beta rat ko jab papa ayenge to batana.
Papa aye raat ko.
Ma ne bete se kaha: Han beta kya hua tha?
Beta: Papa kaam wali ko drawing room me sofe per lita ker jo uncle
apke saath karte hai wo ker rahe the |
Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai, or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata
hai, ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai. |
Bacha apni Ami se : Ami kal papa ne apni kaam wali nukrani
ko drawing room k sofe par lita ker
Maa: bus bus apne papa k saamne batana
bache ka baap aaya to Maa: haan beta kia hoa tha?
Bacha:kal papa apni naukrani ko drawing room k sofe par lita
k jo muneeb uncle aap k saath karte hain wo kar rahe the |
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro |
When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!! |
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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my friend. |
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good |
Kahatai Hain Kai Abhi SitaraI GarDish main hain Marlo Humary..
Jab Sitarey Chaman MaiN Hongai Maa chod daingai tumhary... |
BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka |
Musharraf said to his mother.
"Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. |
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