Insult SMS Messages |
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,
1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,
meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,
ghar say naha k nikloo,
Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo |
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi.. |
Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai... |
Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per" |
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back. |
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO" |
Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..
ROLEX
CITIZEN
QUARTZ
Ya Koi Aur..
JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai...
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho... |
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife-Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! |
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U
Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tm nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..
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ANIMALS DAY HAI |
U r sweet like
TOM…
Cute like
JERRY…
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY…
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT
ChaLtay phirTay CaRtoOn haIn aAp |
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero.... |
sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,
kissy ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhejne ki koshish kero dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki bhi had hoti hai |
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