Funny SMS Messages |
30 august ak sacha waqeya jasa soch kar insan ki roh tak kanp jate hai mager zalimo ka hath tak na kanpa lahore main 5 sal ki bache jo abi theak sa bol bhi nahi sakte thi or jo ka as ka khel na ka din tha, as na apna saga baap or chacha na rote belakte masoon ki ak na sone or pakar kar zabar zaste......
school chor aai |
ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah |
poetry from a frustrated poet
hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi
wah wah wah
hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi
dil tor ke challi gayi kutii haramzaadi
ah ha kia kehnay bahut aala |
one day salman khan went to court to prove that he is
the most beautiful and good looking man on the earth
but he failed and came back and asked in anger
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ye Rehman Baba kon hai? |
1 pathan pani pe rah tha..
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Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????
Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe?? :P |
1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
"SONA KAHAN HAI?"
SARDAR BOLA "ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA.." |
Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
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"ULLU K PATHE"
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le |
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A Mmeon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a mercedez.
Few days later arab again needed the blood,
Memon donates again.
Arab sent him "Till ke Laddoo",
Memon asked "why not new mercedes?"
Arab replied : "ab marey ander memon ka khoon gardish ker raha
hai" |
I Love You
I Love You So Much
I Love You More Than Every Thing in The World!
yehi kehna chahta tha Raanjha apni Heer se par becharay ko
English nahi aati thi |
sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha aur apnay dost
ko goli maar di.
sardar ki biwi boli:agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din
aap saray dost kho betho gay |
don ki miss bell ka intazar to 11 mobile karty hain
lakin 1 bat samajhlo k don miss bell mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai
q k DON k pas balance hi nahi....! |
Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......! |
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