Double meaning SMS Messages

Double meaning SMS Messages
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Kuch log thodi der karte hain…. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai…. unka… Mobile Charge…!
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . . Jaroo

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge. Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon, jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k. sari windows bhi band kar do, parday girrakar lights off kar do aur tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon, apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai
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